Wrong Hole 插錯洞 中文字幕版 ( 18禁 )

 

Keep It In Your Pants - 收到褲子裡 (中文字幕)

雖然這兩首歌不太文雅...但旋律好好聽喔~~

如果歌詞換成文藝一點的應該很有fu...但應該就不會像現在這樣這麼紅了吧???

不過還蠻搞笑的XD

而且女主角超正!!上網查了一下原來是~~

Taryn Southern!!

女主角真的好正喔>Q<

Keep It In Your Pants

是後來為了找女主角才找到的~~原來她喜歡這類型的音樂阿...胃口真重欸XD

蠻完整的介紹:http://museclip.blogspot.com/2010/12/taryn-southern-keep-it-in-your-pants.html

女主角的部落格:http://taryn-southern.com/

 

 

 

 

 後來經過youtube的連結~點到這個影片+歌~也蠻搞笑的~~這兩人組跳舞好逗趣喔!!

 

 

Wrong Hole英文版歌詞:

I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes... to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry, and I see her frown
I look at the condom, it is all brown

CHORUS: Last Night, Oooo I stuck it in the WRONG HOLE
I'm so sorry, Oooo from the bottom of my soul ....
Cause i stuck it in the WRONG HOLE!!!

Try some Preparation H, it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during... doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I'd rather if she didn't)

CHORUS: Last Night, Oooo I stuck it in the WRONG HOLE
I'm so sorry, Oooo from the bottom of my soul...

BRIDGE: I never ever want to make you feel hurting (No he doesn't)
I guess that's why GOD made that hole not for inserting (Don't put it there!)
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause (Mother Fucker!)
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ (Uh!)
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix (Fix that shit now!)
From the way you will walk, you can compete in the Special Olympics (Oh you're so special)
If this was Alabama we would be on trial (It's Illegal!)
That's how my mom took my temperature when i was a child

I've got a confession, and I think you won't mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight... (Alright!)

CHORUS: Every night, Oooo I stick it in the WRONG HOLE
It's so much fun, Oooo
And we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the WRONG HOLE.

(I stuck in your ass)

 

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Keep It In Your Pants英文版歌詞

I don't go outside
I just wish I could hide
I can't sleep at night and there's no end in sight
to the visions haunting me

I was out with the girls dancing at a club,
when a guy from behind starts to grind and rub.
I don't know you, but now I know your size.
Keep your twig and berries to yourself next time.

The very next day I'm hiking in the woods,
when a scary looking dude just flashes his goods.
I scream and run away, but it doesn't end there.
Later at the beach free willys everywhere.

Boner.
Erection.
Woody.
Hard on dick.
His bulge is getting bigger.
He's pitching his tent.

Stiffy.
Erection.
The willy that could.
I don't want to see the outline of your early morning wood.

Keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.

Timberlake keeps his "dick in a box".
Athletes have jock straps on their rocks
Jizzing in his pants is Sandberg's thing.
But at least he doesn't go around poking with his ding.
Jay-Z keeps his flowing in jeans.
Take that sh*t down if you know what I mean.
Shakespeare had a cock piece with a lock,
to keep all the ladies from seeing his (ohh!)

I don't go around showing off my lady bits.
Cameltoes are not the way to go (to go)
I keep it classy like a lady.
Never showing what's down shady.
You'll never know what's hidden below.

I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
I know my mama would be proud
I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
Let's start by singing outloud.

Keep your boner in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.

Keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pans
It's not something I want to see.

(Boner fading out).

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